Agent Zero (AKA Duck Fat, Uncle Tbag)
Fills his water bottles with rose. Has a second stomach for fois gras. Obsessed with dipalation.
Subcommandante Marcos (AKA TBone)
The Jackie Stewart of the Sag Wagon. King of the tiny Col. Still searching for the mystical rose fountain.
Tania (AKA The Judge)
Hangs with the big dogs on the bike and at the dinner table. Expert at public urination. Stinky cheese fetish.